DeFINE Kryptonite Card
Welcome to The DeFINE Kryptonite Card, your unique opportunity to show your friends, family, colleagues and indeed anybody that you wish to impress that you have finally arrived.
Flash the DeFINE Kryptonite card either gratuitously or by mistake and you will command the respect reserved until now only for those flashing the 'Amex Black'.
As you entirely understand that proper wine is a must when ensuring total happiness, that a wedge of cheese is not meant to keep the door open and that your taste buds are to be nurtured and not disrespected, then you deserve to be rewarded - hence, potentially the DeFINE Food and Wine Kryptonite card is for you.
Your reward is 5% off any purchase (excluding special offers) in the shop and pre-qualification for the following benefits:
- First chance to get your hands on limited edition releases
- First 'dibs' on tickets for tastings and other events
- Invitation to the exclusive KRYMBO tasting (ask for details)
- Monthly newsletter
- Text message bombardment detailing special offers on wine that we can't sell to anybody else
- Winery visit management
- Cellar stocking consultancy and management
- Qualification to attend the annual 'do' - KRASH
- Absolute and total immortality
Please Click here To apply for The Kryptonite Card